It was the Summer of 1972 when London bureaucrats, in pressed suits and with pompous chatter, sliced up and remolded the United Kingdom with pencils on an oversized map. With sips of tea and compasses in hand, the ceremonial counties that had shaped a nation over centuries bygone were partitioned, frankensteined together in the interests of proper management of local governments. This was how the proud county of Lancashire, whose ancestors had birthed kings of England and clashed shields with the white rose of York, lost so many of its children. Manchester, Salford, Stockport, all amalgamated into the metropolitan modernity of Manchester. Southport and St Helens were ceded to Merseyside's growing form. In the farthest North-West territories of England, a place of grey rain upon rolling fells, three counties were brought together - in spite of their differences and united by kinship. To the East, Westmorland - bringing with it the Pennine peaks, mint cake from Kendal, and ale from P...